This
                      is really unbelievable how numerous the shades of
                      green are. The early spring shades are
                    different than the late spring ones, the summer
                    shades are not the same as the autumn ones, the June
                    shades of green are not alike the August ones, the
                    forest green is not similar to the meadow one. 
                    This is really unbelievable that we have only one
                    word to name such a variety, such an abundance of
                    colours: GREEN. Well, we have also celadon. And
                    emerald. Maybe also sea green
                    – although nobody really knows what colour it is. It
                    should indicate what and which sea we are referring
                    to. The colour of the Red Sea is with no doubt
                    different than the colour of the Black Sea, which is
                    not the same as the colour of the Yellow Sea, which
                    certainly doesn't fit to the definition of the
                    colour of the White Sea. With no doubt the colour of
                    the rough Red Sea is different than the colour of
                    the smooth Red Sea which definitely does not redden
                    in the morning like it reddens in the evening. It's
                    strange, but there's no Green Sea, though seas can
                    turn green quite often due to algae invasions. The
                    more strange is that there's no Blue Sea. Nor Dark
                    Blue Sea. Nor Purple Sea. Nor Violet Sea. Nor
                    Turquoise Sea. All these colours can seen so easily
                    on the surface of every sea. Somewhere should be the
                    Colourless Sea – in fact water has no colour, this
                    is what they say and write about water, although the
                    lack of colour seems something impossible. 
                    In the common opinion of
                    behind-beyond-fence-and-screen people the sea colour
                    is a not clearly defined mixture of green, blue and
                    grey with some traces of many other colours nobody
                    knows which and what. There are some justified fears
                    that every inhabitant of the beyond-screen lands
                    asked to describe the sea colour would
                    describe a different colour although all of them
                    would admit they thought about the same colour. The
                    lack of the following colours: lake colour,
                      river colour, creek colour, stream colour, pond
                      colour, harbour colour, lagoon colour, ocean
                      colour (or
                      maybe lakey, rivery, creeky, streamy, pondy,
                      harboury, lagoony, oceany) is also very
                      interesting. There's no rain colour and puddle
                      colour, either. But we use the term mud (or muddy)
                      colour. 
                    However it doesn't
                      have much sense to consider the problem of the sea
                      colour, and the water colour as well, when there
                      are so many other thing so much more green than
                      the sea. Well, let's take grass. We used to say grass
                      green (or
                      maybe grassy green), but the number of
                      varieties of grass is really huge and each variety
                      is green in its own way. The grass colour,
                      whatever it is, is not the counterpart of the sea
                      colour – looking for such a counterpart we should
                      think rather of a meadow colour, or steppe colour,
                      or prairie colour. As well as of a forest colour,
                      or jungle colour, or taiga colour. Unfortunately,
                      defining the forest colour would cause enormous
                      obstacles and problems, while the sea colour
                      doesn't cause any problems of that kind. Anyway,
                      the forest over there, in the distance, is sea
                      colour, or dark sea colour to be more precise.
                      It's not so strange since a forest is just the sea
                      of trees, swaying, swinging, undulating,
                      see-sawing. Beautiful is this forest. It surrounds
                      the meadow with a beautiful wavy line. What a pity
                      the screen don't have wavy frames. The screen
                      frames are always straight rectangular. What a
                      lack of imagination. 
                    The forest is far away. The meadow is closer. And
                    this meadow is with no doubt meadow green, or meadow
                    colour. Although it could be sea colour, because a
                    meadow is but the sea of grasses, flowers and herbs.
                    The meadow colour is a compound colour. It is
                    composed of the colours of separate grasses, herbs
                    and flowers. The behind-beyond-fence people speak
                    about small pea colour meaning of course the
                    green pea, little balls just podded, and not big
                    whitish kidney shape grains – so, we can speak about
                    sorrel colour, knotgrass colour, salvia colour,
                    plantain colour and many others. In fact these terms
                    are not precise although they look so – they only
                    pretend to be precise, but they don't indicate which
                    part of the plant they refer to. We may take as
                    default they refer to leaves, however such
                    assumption is not justified since the pea green
                    refers to the seeds hidden inside the pod. We don't
                    know either whether they refer to a fresh plant,
                    young sprout growing vividly, full of energy and
                    almost exploding with sap, or maybe a mature one,
                    cover with dust, bit tired of heat and sun, or maybe
                    withered, almost dying, leaning to the ground. 
                    The inhabitants of cold snow-ice deserts are
                    supposed to have some dozens of words for different
                    sorts of snow. I wonder if they have some dozens of
                    words to name different white colours (the
                    behind-beyond-fence and beyond-screen people use
                    terms milk colour and cream colour, but
                    it is not known why they don't use the terms yogurt,
                      kefir, cottage cheese colours). The
                    inhabitants of hot sand deserts are supposed to have
                    many words for different kinds of sand. I wonder if
                    they have as many words for different shades of
                    yellow. Provided that the sand is yellow – it's not
                    like that every sand is yellow. The sand colour is
                    nobody-knows-what, although, like in the case of sea
                    colour, the overwhelming majority of inhabitants of
                    beyond-fence and beyond-screen lands and countries
                    would say it is not clearly defined mixture of
                    yellow, grey and several other colours, and with no
                    doubt everybody would think about mixture of
                    different proportions and with traces of different
                    dyes. Somebody tired of such unprecise definitions
                    would imagine that in screen lands such problems
                    don't exist – it's enough to use RGB or CMYK or any
                    other palette and everything is clear. Nevertheless
                    it is not, because these systems don't use such
                    attributes as the quality and type of a screen,
                    light in the room, eyesight.... Well, the relation
                    between the ideal and real situations is like the
                    relation between html source code and what one can
                    see on the screen, or like relation between 
                    configuration of atoms within pigments and the
                    meadow lazily spreading in front of us . . . . . .