The hotel was called BUNKER and was
supposed to be the worst in the whole city. It just
happened – usually it happens as if somebody planned
everything in advance and extremely carefully, which
is why quite large group of citizens of various
countries, and in the case of some states even the
overwhelming majority, has an occasion to suspect the
existence of filthy, nasty conspiracies wanting and
trying to suppress these citizens in the most cruel
and merciless way – that all the hotels in the whole
town had no vacancies due to an international
railwayman congress and the only free rooms were
available in the BUNKER. The idea that the congress
was arranged just in this town and just on this very
day due to my visit, was the last thought that could
come to my mind. I didn't think so even when I heard
them recommending the hotel, that it was quite decent
place, clean and cosy, having only one disadvantage:
no windows in the rooms. But if this disadvantage was
really big, such a big disadvantage generated a huge
advantage, it means low prices. This fact indicates
clearly that the event just being described took place
long time ago, for today, it means when this distant
past is being described, this disadvantage would not
be considered disadvantage at all, on the contrary –
it would be considered a big advantage, it would be an
attraction generating high prices, and with no doubt a
night in such a hotel, really extraordinary and unique
hotel, would cost a lot. The lack of windows was not
the only attraction of the hotel. The name BUNKER
could make me suppose to see a building hardly
projecting above the ground surface, similar to a
bubble – but I saw a building rather tall, though not
tall enough to be considered a skyscraper, yet with no
doubt towering over other buildings around it. The
word “tower” would be more adequate if it dealt with
the hotel's character, and not its hight only. However
both tall towers of fortified castles and dumpy
bunkers have slits, horizontal and vertical, enabling
to bombard enemies with arrows or bullets, while the
hotel had no slits at all – as if the people staying
in it paid no attention whether they were being
attacked or seized, or the seizing troops decided to
wait patiently till the defenders would transform into
dried mummies or piles of bones picked clean. This
piece of information, so surprising and fascinating,
given to me with a bit of uncertainty, shame and fear
concerning my reaction, since it could horrify me and
repel, was not entirely true. Well, the doors had
windows, little windows, or very small windows. These
little windows were round and a bit bigger than an eye
and they were located in very robust doors, thick and
powerful, that could easily survive the attack of a
battering ram. These little round windows were looking
on the corridor and the only thing one could see
through them was a small piece of a concrete wall in a
distance of two-three short steps – probably turning a
head in a special way one could notice a thick cable
running across the rough concrete surface (I do
emphasize this once again: concrete, concrete with no
plaster). Of course provided that the light was on in
the corridor and the bulbs imprisoned in wire cages
protecting them against crashing were shining
brightly. If the light was off, then there would be
impenetrable darkness on the other side of the door –
the corridors had no windows, either, which can be
guessed easily. And when the light in the room was
switched off, the darkness was so thick my internal
biological clock stopped to work immediately. Is the
word “room” right? Shouldn't I have used the word
“cell” or “ward”? I can't deny such was the very first
association: even if this is a room, with no doubt it
was previously a cell, then the cell was renovated,
the walls were painted to cover filthy drawings, dirty
words and day-count calendars. However this was only
an association, supposition, suspicion. I could only
suspect this building had been the seat of a lockup,
maybe even a prison, like I could only suspect this
building was specially designed in that way – not to
provide unforgettable attractions for tourists,
travellers and noble wanderers (as you see I haven't
forgotten), but to make good profits on the lowest
city lowlife. The suspicions remained suspicions, and
suppositions remained suppositions. I didn't
investigated what the truth was. The history of this
building didn't interest me. It was really enough to
experience (and survive) one night only, in spite of
thorough derangement of my so precise biological clock
in those days
I could easily “set” myself on any time and I never
was awaken late – in this hotel I woke up three
hours later! something like that would never happen
in any other hotel – I never investigated the origin
of this ability, I suspected my strong dislike to
loud ticking of an external alarm-clock, I almost
felt it got synchronised with my heartbeat, made my
whole body vibrate badly and I was sleeping all the
time feeling fear that a sudden ringing would be
also a sudden mad trembling of my heart and it would
not stand such ringing, would jump out and ran away
and what would I do then? so I was not sleeping, I
was snoozing vigilantly not to let something like
that happen; while the internal alarm clock was not
ticking at all and disturbed my sleeping in no way and in spite of the
worst, of all the hotels, ratio of guests who
didn't wake up to guests who woke up. I didn't ask
anybody – I didn't try to chase in dark corridors
those who seemed to move in them with the
skilfulness of a mole, which I know
nothing about, although it would be extremely
interesting experience, indeed; maybe I would begin to
moan and shout like them and it would turned out I was
not right suspecting them of indecent intentions, of
filthiness, perversion and murder instincts (it could
happen they simply left the rooms and went to the
bathroom or toilet and now were roving for hours, days
or weeks in the labyrinth of corridors) …... or maybe
I would recognise myself as one of them ….. I didn't
dig through guide-books and monographs on the history
of this town. Maybe I regretted I didn't draw the view
through the window – I don't mean the round hole in
the doors, I mean the window which was not there, the
not existing one. But in those days I didn't think of
collecting windows, not at all.
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Reading this report, quite interesting but a bit too long, I imagined a reversed hotel, the one which has no walls and has only windows. A hotel where the rooms have only windows, window panes from the floor to the ceiling and all around. What name should such a hotel have? REKNUB? Oh, this is too trivial. Has it any sense to build such a hotel? It's enough to go to a meadow or lawn and spread a blanket on the grass …... But if the hotel was to have several storeys? A multi floor meadow? Meadow over meadow and over meadow meadow. Meadow over meadows. MEADOW OVER MEADOWS. That's a good name. It seems so. Is it really good? Let's repeat, but in a different graphical order: MEADOW OVER MEADOW OVER MEADOW OVER MEADOW OVER MEADOW Worse. Much worse. So, any other name? A meadow is a meadow. A burrow in the meadow. BURROW → DUG-OUT → DUNGEON → MONTE CHRISTO HOTEL. A luxurious hotel. Five-star. Rather five-moon. And the most expensive count's apartment: the floor, walls and ceiling made from stones wet and covered with mould and slime; a bundle of rotten straw instead of bed; a chain to fix the guest to the wall. The apartment must be rented for at least one month – shorter stay has no sense. The price, of course, extremely high. And all inclusive: a bowl of stinking water and a slice of black bread, bugs, lice, etc. A meadow. Meadows can be different. For example wet. And swampy. Like texts are. <<< |