You are invited to celebrate the opening of the CLOSED DRINK BAR. For long time (it's not important how long – almost nobody visited this site, and even if so then they ran away quickly having found nothing interesting) the DRINK BAR was closed temporarily. Yet closed temporarily was not its name, it was a phrase defining and indicating the present state of the bar. The word DRINK BAR could be the name of this venue and in fact it was, but first of all it informed what would be going on in this very place when it began to work, when it was open. Because for so long, doesn't matter how long, the bar was closed. One could not enter it. Now everybody can enter it. Now it will be always open and always not working. Hence the name CLOSED. Meaning not working – does not meaning shut or shut down. The bar that is working can be shut. The state of being closed (shut) is not identical with the state of being not working. So we solemnly announce that the CLOSED DRINK BAR is always open (from now on) and always not working. This means everybody can enter it at any time, day and night (excluding moments when there is no electric power). And that's all.... No, there's something more. Anybody entering it will open it solemnly anew. Thus we will celebrate constant opening. Because only constant opening will work. Nothing else will work. Bottles will not be working. Chairs will not be working. Tables will not be working. Nothing means nothing. But why? Due to this omnipresent bewildering dirty pinkishness? We should leave this venue as quickly as possible and try to look for a more friendly one. >>>