The art of destroying is the easiest of all arts. Nothing has to be practised, nothing has to be learned, no trainings are needed, and everybody is a master. All around only masters of ARTillery.

BOOM! BOOM!

BANG! BANG!

SMASH! THRASH!

And a masterpiece is ready!

Nothing has to be learned, so there are no pupils. No apprentices. There are no studios and workshops either. It's fascinating, isn't it? You don't learn, you don't study, and you know everything. At once. Right from the beginning. You are born as a master and you die as a master. Master of destruction. Master destroyer. Master-blaster.

Oh, it would be so nice if ARTillery were an art entirely unknown here.