This is not the embassy of any state. No country has here its embassy. If only one country has it then other countries should have them, too; then this street would be the street of embassies. Then, due to extra-territoriality each embassy deserves, the whole street would be extra-territorial and would not belong to Liberland though would be located within it territory provided that Liberland has any territory – such assumption can be made, this costs nothing, has some consequences, but not the significant ones, the reality will remain intact regardless any our assumptions, so one more or one less makes no difference; we could assume as well that the extra-territoriality is a nonsense, or that an embassy does not deserve it . . . . . . Such a street is not a good idea. Nor is a diplomatic district. Even the tiniest part of the territory should not be wasted for trifles, though the territory, if it were, would be infinite, limitless, so giving a tiny limited and finite part would not harm the infinity, however it’s not obvious, we can’t be sure – infinity can behave bizarrely, better be careful . . . . . But these extravagances not necessarily would cause troubles, it rather should concern us that all those foreign countries and states could bring here their contentiousness, considering the fact they all would get exactly the same part of territory and the building of the same shape and volume, regardless the state’s power and position (according to the rule of equal treatment), which inevitably would make some deeply dissatisfied while the others highly enthusiastic; as a consequence sooner or later such situation would generate open or hidden conflicts . . . . . . . We need nothing like that here. Let them fight and struggle there, beyond the screen. Yet there is another reason of such attitude, beside love for peace and redundant desire to keep the peace here: there is no need of so many embassies if the countries and states don’t differ from each other as they seem and boast to differ. In fact they are very similar, almost the same, well, a state is a state regardless the political system it has, and if so then one embassy representing the entire beyond-screen world will suffice . . . . . . That’s why there is no ambassador. They can’t accept it and make a choice. They can achieve neither a compromise nor an agreement. They can’t imagine one person representing them all. It’s simply impossible. And let it be so . . . . . . . There is also another reason. They simply have noticed nothing. Haven’t noticed this state, this country with infinite, limitless territory (and with many other things infinite and limitless). Because it’s difficult to notice the infinity. It’s very difficult to notice the country with no boundaries. That’s good. Let it be so. We will not be worried because of that . . . . . . And there are two other reasons of the absence of the ambassador. So far nobody has presented any credentials; nobody has written any letter of credence, because it is extremely difficult to write it, there are no manuals, no prompters, no advisers, nobody knows what should be written in it and how, they only know (or suspect) a letter must be amazing and beautiful and so on, but neither the criteria of beauty are know nor who has to be delighted. But the credentials are not enough and that makes the whole affair much more complex. A candidate for the ambassador should read whole Liberland. Which means a candidate should be looked for in a small group of the off-screeners who did it, but there are no such off-screeners. Not only because there is only a very small group of readers who read only a few lines – there is no whole Liberland, it is but a never ending story, and a story without the end is not a complete story, it’s a nonwhole story, always partial. Is it smart or just stupid? . . . . . . . And who would like to stay here, in such bizarre house in such bizarre country? (This would be the next reason, unofficial, private, behind-the-scenes, yet crucial.) . . . . . No, this building is not more bizarre than any other building around. Regarding its shape – is as complex as the others. Regarding its functions – they are really unclear and not to be defined, one never knows what this or that room is for since its colour, furniture, equipment, arrangement, curvature of walls prompts nothing, seem to be ready for any situation and meet any demands and expectations. Well, all those complications could be accepted – living in a labyrinth can be an advantage: no routine, all the time surprises, new and unexpected combinations of lines and planes, solids changing their proportions, compositions depending on light, move, level of horizon . . . . . . So, is there anything special in this building, anything other buildings don’t have? Is there enough anything less than almost nothing, or less nothing than almost something? . . . . . Oh, the logic has nothing to do here. That’s the point. Here the quantitative notions less something and less nothing are not nonsenses, while passing from NOTHING to SOMETHING is not discrete, not binary, not 1-0, not at all…
So, what is this fuss about? If it is to have no ambassador, then what is this embassy for? Oh, the relation ambassador-embassy is not that simple and obvious. Ambassador doesn’t need the embassy (nor embassy needs the ambassador), can have his office anywhere, for example in the park under the tree, if he only wished so… Well, what are the embassy and ambassador for, if the citizens of foreign countries usually do not come here, and if they visit this site usually nothing wrong happens, so they need no help, unless they enter an invisible house and disappear, but then even embassy and the army of its officials can’t help them. So, to make the embassy symbolically empty? To make NOBODY be a resident? To give Liberland a chance to have its embassy there? But Liberland doesn’t want to have any embassy. Nowhere. Liberland is everywhere. It’s enough . . . . . What is this embassy confusion for? Is it one of those gloomy and foggy backstreet, a cul-de-sac one should better pass by?
